Artsy Dumbass

November 2nd, 2023

3 days ago

fursonas

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

mothgirlballs

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

most divorced guy in the world commits unspeakable violence for his psychic frog wife

November 1st, 2023

4 days ago

d0rkwonder

Halloween (2018) dir. David Gordon Green

November 1st, 2023

4 days ago

nightofthefundead

I set my Discord banner to random photos of deer being silly on trailcams resulting in multiple people asking about My Collection so here are some of the finest photos from my unreasonably sized gallery of goofy deer trailcam pictures

Did you know deer will sometimes just straight-up box/slapfight with each other which often involves standing on two legs and it looks really silly

Here's some kisses

Some weird chaotic ones. I call the first one of these four "girls night"

bonk (this is one of my most favorites)

This one's my halloween/autumn banner

Spring-loaded animal

October 30th, 2023

6 days ago

romans-art

Shadowheart but put her in goth Victorian lace

October 30th, 2023

6 days ago

lesbiandomesticity

you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

pinkdolphin12

op are you okay

lesbiandomesticity

yes im married to her now

taraljc

this is the kind of quality content I expect from the internet

October 30th, 2023

6 days ago

angelofdumpsterfires

so the three main plotlines of scavengers reign seem to be

1. duo consisting of a hardcore pragmatist and an open minded woman take a road trip to a crashed spaceship

2. local lesbian frustrated that her robot has seemingly developed true sentience because it’s inconvenient

3. broken man becomes enthralled to psychic autism creature and starts committing incredible acts of violence for it

42,000 matches .

when it all turned black with only a little fire on the side it looked like a hole burning into reality

October 29th, 2023

1 week ago

derinthescarletpescatarian

Who wants to hear a story about how stupid I am

aeternium

Isnt that why we’re on this website

derinthescarletpescatarian

Every single time I hear someone reference Madonna as still being alive (like when they mention her Tumblr or Instagram), my brain immediately goes, “wait, no. Madonna is very definitely dead.” Like, I am CERTAIN that Madonna is dead. It’s a rock solid fact of my existence, there’s simply no way she’s alive, that’s “proof you’ve woken up in a parallel universe” kind of shit.

Madonna is not dead. But I keep forgetting that, and being dead certain that she is. I remember watching documentaries about her, about her history of being abused at home and in the industry, about her courage and skill and how she was taken advantage of, about what an iconic actress she was. I remember the outrage when that Playboy jerk got buried next to her as “the ultimate blonde”.

Now, people more astute than me might have noticed that I have confused Madonna with Marilyn Monroe. I usually don’t get this far in the proceedings. I usually go, “oh, I must be confusing her with someone else. Who is it… oh, Marilyn! It’s the M’s that must be tripping me up!

“I’ve confused Madonna with Marilyn Manson!”